BE A CATSKINNER!

FOR A FUN WAY TO MAKE A TON OF MONEY AWAY FROM THE GOLF COURSE, CHECK OUT THIS DEAL!

CAN YOU SKIN A CAT?

If so, why not make your fortune in Cat Ranching?

Your name has been carefully selected from a list of alert entrepreneurs like yourself — people of action who know how to get off their duff and MOVE when opportunity presents itself — people who are quick to strike while others wander aimlessly along the beaten path wondering what happened to their dreams of riches.

IMAGINE YOURSELF AT THE RIVIERA sunning your pampered body on your yacht. Others have done it. So can you!

CAT RANCHING is the opportunity you have been searching for to make it possible to spend your idle days cruising around in your 50-ft. yacht to thrill the natives (read, poor saps) gawking on the beach.

Listen to me, my friend, I’ve been around the block and through the hoops and I know what I’m talking about. If you pull off only one financial coup this year, this should be it!

CAT RANCHING is the best business opportunity I’ve ever seen to make it possible for an alert business person like you to go downtown and simply pick out the biggest honking Mercedes in the showroom and park it in your driveway.

Your dumbfounded competitors will go crazy trying to figure out how in hell a born loser like you ever did it!

Hah! Who is the loser now, huh?

Do not confuse this LEVEL-HEADED, ROCK-SOLID OFFER with other, fraudulent enterprises that may have wiped you out a time or two. This is the McCoy! You will wonder why no one ever thought of it before.

But that’s the way with revolutions — they are simply unbelievable!

Remember — when the slow-witted act, opportunity has already passed them by.

Now here’s the fantastic deal you have spent a lifetime searching for:

We are building a cat ranch in the beautiful foothills of northern California. And we are not fooling around. We plan to start out big-time with 50,000 cats. Yes, that’s right—fifty thousand of those furry little moneymakers!

DID YOU KNOW . . . that cat skins can sell for as much as two dollars each? And think about this: A dozen men can easily skin 500 cats a day. From this conservative estimate YOU, as the owner of your very own Cat Ranch, can expect to rake in big bucks each and every day!

Even more if you help out with the skinning!

Do not hesitate to seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to finally get your reward after a lifetime of broken hearts and missed opportunities simply because you figure the cost of feeding the cats might be prohibitively expensive.

NOT SO! Feeding the cats is no problem at all. You see, we are planning to build a RAT RANCH next door with 50 thousand rats. Rats breed many times faster than cats. So we can easily feed the cats a rat or two every day.

But, you say in sober (SOBER!) reflection, won’t it cost a lot to feed all those rats? Absolutely not! As you probably guessed, we feed the rats with dead cats. The cats are all skinned and ready to eat anyway. You see the brilliance of our plan? It’s all self sustaining! Better than government work!

NOW GET THIS! Here’s what it all boils down to:

We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and we get the cat skins for (YOU GUESSED IT) nothing!

You see how beautiful? You can just sit back and let your CAT EMPIRE build itself.

DON’T BE LEFT OUT! ☜☜☜

This is a limited offer. ACT NOW to start your very own cat-skinning business before you screw up again.

GRAB AHOLD OF THIS MAGICAL INSTANT IN ETERNITY. Do not let it pass you by.>

ACT AT ONCE OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL. ###